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May 2, 2009 10:52:56 GMT -5
Post by Liv Alfhildr on May 2, 2009 10:52:56 GMT -5
*dismembers Lu's body, and sets it on fire* "It's the only way.. Can't have any more fuggin vampires around here." *cocks head* "Scarf?" *tackles Alex and screams* "MINE MINE MINE EENY MEENY MINY MO MINE MINE MINE!!"
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May 2, 2009 10:59:37 GMT -5
Post by Silent the Spontaneous on May 2, 2009 10:59:37 GMT -5
"EEEP!" -gives Adam the scarf and swallows the knitting needles-
-climbs up the Eiffel Tower- "ADAM! GUESS WHAT! I KNOW WHO'S THE BABY'S FATHER IS! -falls off the towers and lands on her head a knitting needle stabbing through her stomach. "Its Jaxtoboejasperadamjacoblucianedwardchrisophershiloh!!!
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May 2, 2009 11:06:30 GMT -5
Post by Liv Alfhildr on May 2, 2009 11:06:30 GMT -5
*Laughs and watches* "Then I must kill this Jaxtoboejasperadamjacoblucianedwardchrisophershiloh of which you speak!" *steals knitting needle from out of Alex* "AND THIS WILL BE MY WEAPON!"
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May 2, 2009 11:10:03 GMT -5
Post by Silent the Spontaneous on May 2, 2009 11:10:03 GMT -5
-cheers and rips out the other kitting needle-"GIVE EM HELL KID!"
-starts poking Ali's body with needle, leaving lots of little holes in her-
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May 2, 2009 11:15:44 GMT -5
Post by Liv Alfhildr on May 2, 2009 11:15:44 GMT -5
*Ali wakes up, blood squirting out of the little holes* "AHHH! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!" *explodes all over Alex* *Adam sails a donkey across Paris humming the main theme of PotC* "DUNDUNDUN DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN... DUNDUNDUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DNDUNDUND DUN DUN!" *Kills Jaxtoboejasperadamjacoblucianedwardchrisophershiloh and dances around in a frilly dress on top of the white house with snipers pointing guns at him* "I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle" *bends backwards* "Here is my spout!" *bends forward* "WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP THEN I SHOUT; TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT!"
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May 2, 2009 11:22:38 GMT -5
Post by Silent the Spontaneous on May 2, 2009 11:22:38 GMT -5
-runs over in a Tuxedo and gets on the white house with Adam- "I'm sorry I'm late for teh wedding honey!"- tries to recite vows while being threatened to be shot by the snipers-
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May 2, 2009 11:28:18 GMT -5
Post by Liv Alfhildr on May 2, 2009 11:28:18 GMT -5
*grins and adjusts bra* "Sir- SIR!! Sir, you're going to have to cover your clevage!" *Glares, shoots* *Ninjas attack and wrap c4 around Adam* "Nooo!!! I'm sorry Linda!" *Reaches to Alex* "CRAP! I mean... uh.. Sarah!? No-" *explodes*
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May 2, 2009 11:34:36 GMT -5
Post by Silent the Spontaneous on May 2, 2009 11:34:36 GMT -5
-drops to knees and wails like a dying seal- "N-NOOOOOOO! RIIICCHHAARRDD!... I mean....JONOTHAAAAN! Er.." "NOOOO! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MAH LIFE!" -spontaneously combusts and sings- "she is HOT HOT HOT!" -turns to ash and blows away in the wind-
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May 2, 2009 11:43:10 GMT -5
Post by Liv Alfhildr on May 2, 2009 11:43:10 GMT -5
*Ali strolls in* "HEEEYYY SEXEH!" *Runs off with one of the ninjas* *Adam puts himself back together* "OMG! NU!! Amalrers?! Al.. Ada... Adam... Ale..... ALEX!!!" [glow=red,2,300]"SIR! Please, please cover those!"[/glow] "Hmm? NO!" *Rubs clevyclevy in his face* "YOU KEELED KEEFER!" "Who?" "Uh.. ALEX!"
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May 2, 2009 12:40:12 GMT -5
Post by Silent the Spontaneous on May 2, 2009 12:40:12 GMT -5
-ashes reform into Alex, grow skin, bones, blood, flesh hair, eyes, and becomes Alex.-
"I've been to heaven. I've been to heaven. I've been to heaven and after five minutes I was like, "LETS GO."
-races over to Adam and throws fridge pixies at the snipers- "EAT FRIDGE PIXIES SUCKERS!
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May 2, 2009 14:21:15 GMT -5
Post by Liv Alfhildr on May 2, 2009 14:21:15 GMT -5
*Adam catches fridge pixies in mouth* "AHH! SO GOOD!" *FP's eat through his stomach* "Oh crap." *Sniper dude pulls a FP from Adam's stomach* "YAY! It's a... a- well, to be honest I don't really know, but YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!" *Adam looks at Alex, shoves FP down her throat* "NOW YOU HAS BABY TOO!"
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May 2, 2009 16:06:06 GMT -5
Post by Silent the Spontaneous on May 2, 2009 16:06:06 GMT -5
-squeals like a schoolgirl and looks down at her stomach as the fp's eat their way out- "YAY!"
-grabs one and shows it to Adam- "Its a...BABY! YUSH! A BABY! IT HAS YOUR....your....EVERYTHING! -wraps the fp up in a baby blanket, gives it a pacifier, and shoves it into Adam's arms- "I'M NOT AN ONLY PARENT YOU KNOW! CARE FOR YOUR CHILD!" -The fridge pixie starts to chew on Adam's face- "See? Anthony loves you!"
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Jun 9, 2009 12:35:28 GMT -5
Post by Liv Alfhildr on Jun 9, 2009 12:35:28 GMT -5
"NOO!! I DUN WANNA!" *throws fp baby on the ground, feels face* "Oh my- O M G! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!" *sobs hysterically* "WHY!?" *Ali flies in on a blue donkey* "MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE!" *Adam gasps* "Really?!" *squees, dances around oblivious to the horrified people unable to look away from his AHEM manclevage*
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Jul 10, 2009 15:12:43 GMT -5
Post by Silent the Spontaneous on Jul 10, 2009 15:12:43 GMT -5
-Alex throws fp baby over the edge and screams- "OMG! THAT DONKEY KILLED MY DADDY!"-shoots it down- "Oh wait... that was Michael Jackson- MY BAD! I got them.. mixed up... Donkey... Jack...Son... SEE?! Jackass! Killed by a DONKEY! Mah Daddy died cause.. I KILLED HIM >=D... with a... Heart attack..." -sees the donkey crushed Ali- SORRRRRRYYYY!
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