Confessions and Quotes

[Silent the Spontaneous]

Confessions:

~I poke badges with spoons.

~Sometimes I confuse my life with Bella's-I think Edward really is real, but then people have to remind me that it's just a book.

~I'm with the vampires.

~I speak sarcasm as a second language.

~I can spend hours trying to drown a fish.

~I'm not retarded...i just like licking windows.

~I laugh more than i breathe.

~I just do what the voices in my head tell me what to do.

~I trip up the stairs.

~I'm not as dumb as you think i am.

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Quotes:

~Only a vampire can love you forever~

~Bella's all into the extreme sports these days~

~Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside~

~Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget~

~Dying to live forever~

~Just give me a minute to restart my heart~

~And so the lion fell in love with the lamb~

~What a stupid lamb~

~Edward preferes brunettes~

~Edward Cullen: Highering the standards for future boyfriends~

~Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901~

~I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling~

~Edward Cullen is the new Romeo~

~You are exactly my brand of heroin~

~You might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters-its just something he does in the sun~